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You 2:15 PM

hey — any idea when the design review doc is due?

Them 2:16 PM

Great question! Thanks so much for reaching out. The design review document is currently being finalized, and the exact due date depends on a number of factors that are worth walking through carefully.

Let me break it down:

Ownership. The document is owned by the design team, who are best positioned to confirm the exact date. Review documents of this kind typically require sign-off from several stakeholders before a date can be treated as firm.

Timeline considerations. Timelines depend on scope, stakeholder availability, and any upstream dependencies. It's also worth noting that review cycles often shift by a few days as feedback comes in, so any date should be considered provisional.

Recommended next steps. I'd suggest checking the shared project tracker, where dates are usually kept up to date. If the date isn't listed there, reaching out to the design team directly would be the fastest path to a definitive answer.

In summary: the due date depends on the current state of the document and the team's schedule. I'd recommend confirming with the design team for the most accurate answer.

Let me know if you'd like me to expand on any of these points — happy to help!

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You 2:15 PM

hey — any idea when the design review doc is due?

Them 2:15 PM

thursday, i think. sarah owns it

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